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		<title>If they keep taking&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If they keeping taking from the middle class the American dream will cease to exist. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; We&#8217;ll exile ourselves to places like  Costa Rica, Italy, Germany and Norway for the same reasons our forefathers came to America.  Us worker bees will leave the tyrannical hedge fund managers and their big oil buddies to play with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">If they keeping taking from the middle class the American dream will cease to exist. </span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">We&#8217;ll exile ourselves to places like  Costa Rica, Italy, Germany and Norway for the same reasons our forefathers came to America.  Us worker bees will leave the tyrannical hedge fund managers and their big oil buddies to play with their &#8211;  own 401k&#8217;s. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">It might be a good thing &#8212; no one left to fight their wars.  Perhaps they&#8217;ll stop booting out the illegal aliens;  who may be needed to clean their mansions and perform CPR on their stressed out hearts? </span></p>
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		<title>tired of being yelled at?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, are you tired of being yelled at? I prefer the gently assertive, formal,  exchange of thoughtful information that doesn&#8217;t seem possible anymore.  What is with that?  Why is everyone yelling?  All this yelling and no one is listening. I have been inspired by Velma R. Hart and the thread of responses when she stated [...]]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">So, are you tired of being yelled at?</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">I prefer the gently assertive, formal,  exchange of thoughtful information that doesn&#8217;t seem possible anymore.  What is with that?  Why is everyone yelling?  All this yelling and no one is listening.</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">I have been inspired by Velma R. Hart and the thread of responses when she stated she was &#8220;exhausted defending&#8221; President Obama. </span></div>
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">This response is one of my favorites&#8230;<br />
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<p><em>&#8220;You inherit an old house.  A real fixer-upper.  You scramble around  to earn some money and scrape together some funding to start improving  it.  Some of your better-off friends are a little jealous because, while  the place is a wreck, it&#8217;s in a great location.  You start fixing the  foundations where the floor was sagging.  You spend money replacing the  galvanized pipes with copper&#8230;you start re-wiring the outlets so  they&#8217;ll be grounded.  You throw a party even though you&#8217;ve just started  the renovation.  People who come over see a fixer-upper.  A dump.  Some  may see the potential.  Most just cannot believe you spent X-dollars and  the house is still a mess.</em></p>
<p><em>This country is that house.  The  previous administration looted the Treasury and the moral underpinnings  of American Values were smashed.  A lot of effort has been made to  stabilize the wreckage and it doesn&#8217;t show up to an observer who can&#8217;t  imagine what it would look like if it had been allowed to continue to  fall apart.&#8221;   David Gene Echt</em></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Half  the country needs to be educated or re-educated to take on the  jobs of change.  He promised us change, and we&#8217;re getting it.  Now we  have to participate,  involve ourselves in the change. Velma Hart is obviously doing  everything right, kids in private schools, a noble profession, no credit  card, living within her means; what do you say to that?  The healthcare  reforms,bank bailouts, credit card rules and education changes that  Obama has undertaken aren&#8217;t helping her,because she paid her mortgage,  has health care through the VA (which, by the way, is socialist  health care), she doesn&#8217;t use a credit card and she has always lived  within her means so they won&#8217;t help her or the half of the country who  lives as she lives , they help the irresponsible half and that half  doesn&#8217;t want anything to change, and they don&#8217;t want to participate in  change. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">People like Velma suffer because of the speculators and gamblers who have played around with our hard earned dollars and want to continue to do so.  There is also the fear of the unknown that is driven into our minds by the media, which is paid by those same speculators and gamblers.  I won&#8217;t even get in to the religious zealots that feed their line of garbage that plays on faith.  They are yelling, because if they yell loud enough people can&#8217;t hear the truth.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Meantime, 19 year olds are aiming bullets at each others heads in some sandy venue in the name of religious zealots, media hype, speculators, gamblers and that coveted Kardashian lifestyle.<br />
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		<title>Stop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you think that an otherworldly influence is trying to get a message to us?   Or am I reading too much in to all the earthquakes and volcanoes.  Religious extremists say that bad things happen because of our heathen ways and disregard for our maker.  George Carlin said the earth is going to shake [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" style="width: 600px;" src="http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e20134800137f5970c-600wi" alt="Iceland_volcano_37" /></p>
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Do you think that an otherworldly influence is trying to get a message to us?   Or am I reading too much in to all the earthquakes and volcanoes.  Religious extremists say that bad things happen because of our heathen ways and disregard for our maker.  George Carlin said the earth is going to shake us off like a bad case of fleas.  I look at these pictures and that is one pissed off volcano wreaking havoc and causing millions to just stop.  Maybe the message is we need to stop for awhile and hang out on cots and talk about stuff with strangers in large rooms. </span></p>
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<p><img style="width: 890px;" src="http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e20134800135cc970c-900wi" alt="Iceland_volcano_33" /></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">or else&#8230;</span></p>
<p><img style="width: 890px;" src="http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e2013480032c18970c-900wi" alt="AP_ISCK104_ICELAND_VOLCANO" /></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">See more volcano images and havoc at &#8211;&gt;</span> http://blogs.tampabay.com/photo/2010/04/iceland-volcano.html</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">PS:  this woman and her daughters were highlighted in a blog I did in December.  Well&#8230;<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><img title="Angie and her daughters" src="../wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Angie-and-her-daughters.jpg" alt="Angie and her daughters" width="604" height="453" /></span></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">have been able to spend a few extra days with their soldier/husband/Dad because of the volcanic ash.   It can be a wonderfully mysterious world eh?<br />
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		<title>smarter, gentler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, hello.  Are you lunch? This diver is hitching a ride on the fin of a 50 foot female humpback whale in the Pacific Ocean. These are manta rays feeding on plankton.  I think if I saw them coming at me I wouldn&#8217;t stop to take a picture. I&#8217;d be glad they were eating plankton [...]]]></description>
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<div>Well, hello.  Are you lunch?</p>
<p><img style="width: 635px; height: 410px;" src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01520/polar-bear-floatin_1520147i.jpg" border="0" alt="A Polar bear dives underwater." /></p>
<p>This diver is hitching a ride on the fin of a 50 foot female humpback whale in the <span id="lw_1258316512_43">Pacific Ocean</span>.</div>
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<div>These are <span id="lw_1258316512_44">manta rays</span> feeding on plankton.  I think if I saw them coming at me I wouldn&#8217;t stop to take a picture. I&#8217;d be glad they were eating plankton and not me.  Did you know manta rays are related to sharks.  They&#8217;re brains are bigger though, so, they&#8217;re smarter and gentler.  I wonder if all species get gentler as they get smarter?</p>
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<p>Remind you of a <span id="lw_1258316512_45">Chevron</span> or Monsanto CEO?<br />
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<td><img src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01520/smiling-shark-uwg_1520126i.jpg" border="0" alt="Bruce Yates loves taking pictures underwater, and the investment manager obviously has spent a long in the water because the wildlife is starting to recognise him!  Bruce took this image of a smiling lemon shark in The Bahamas as it swam a few inches from" width="620" height="400" /></td>
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<p>This smiling great white brings to mind former <span id="lw_1258316512_46" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Congressman Richard Baker</span> from Louisiana. He reportedly, took home a salary of One million in 2008 in the hedge fund industry.  The hedge fund billionaires hired him while he was still overseeing the House Financial Subcommittee on Capital Markets.  That seems fishy doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
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<p>Look at this Beluga Whale blowing bubbles!  You just want to hug him.</p>
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<p>Last but not least I didn&#8217;t want to leave out this little sparkly fellow</p>
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<p>I got all of these pictures from the earth picture galleries at www,<a href="http://telegraph.co.uk/" target="_blank"><span id="lw_1258316512_47">telegraph.co.uk</span></a></td>
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		<title>Fun science</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wouldn&#8217;t it be better if the TV personalities would talk serenely about facts rather than loudly bashing someone or some idea.   Wouldn&#8217;t it be better if we stopped listening to them;  just shut them off, because we were all two busy admiring people who are discovering and inventing stuff. Science claims that basically we are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Wouldn&#8217;t it be better if the TV personalities would talk serenely about facts rather than loudly bashing someone or some idea.   Wouldn&#8217;t it be better if we stopped listening to them;  just shut them off, because we were all two busy admiring people who are discovering and inventing stuff.</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;"> Science claims that basically we are herd animals.  Maybe we need to classify ourselves as a home planet herd.  We&#8217;ll just push the loudmouths to the outside of the herd for the lions to eat.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #000000;">the desire to classify is inherent in humans, as we crave a sense of order. Similarly,  humans are predisposed to impose group boundaries and to see outsiders as a threat. <strong>We seek every opportunity to identify with a home land, a home tribe, a home religion, a home team,</strong> <strong>and to declare everybody else the enemy</strong>.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327275.900-immigrant-species-arent-all-bad.html" target="_self">http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327275.900-immigrant-species-arent-all-bad.html</a></p>
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<p><strong>Human DNA</strong> By <a href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=7762">ed_case</a></p>
<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327275.900-immigrant-species-arent-all-bad.html" target="_self">http://www.scq.ubc.ca/filter/?cat=3</a></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">But some of you are doing fascinating things with your time</span>.  <span style="color: #0000ff;">check it out</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Inventor Shawn Frayne has come up with a device that harnesses the power of wind without any rotating parts. Instead, his company’s Windbelts capture energy using <a href="http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/010063.html">fluttering fabric</a>.   Air passes over a taut membrane, it induces a vibration, somewhat akin to a violin bow.   Magnets mounted on the membrane bounce back and forth between metal coils, inducing an electric current.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">What makes this so way cool is that it can be put on fences in urban areas and it can be palm sized or room sized and the materials it is made from are all available right here in the good ole USA.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-130" title="windbelt" src="http://www.jabmyeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/windbelt.jpg" alt="windbelt" width="420" height="278" /></p>
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<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://www.terrapass.com/blog/posts/windbelt" target="_self">http://www.terrapass.com/blog/posts/windbelt</a></p>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;">Scientists from Ohio State University <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-11/osu-sah111408.php">report t</a>hat marijuana, contrary to the conventional wisdom,  may help ward off Alzheimer&#8217;s and keep recall sharp. </span><span style="color: #0000ff;">Are you kidding me?</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">The only thing I was able to recall was where the ice cream was.</span><span style="color: #000000;"> Their findings, released today at the <a href="http://www.sfn.org/">Society for Neuroscience</a> meeting in Washington D.C.:  chemical components  of marijuana reduce inflammation and stimulate the production of new brain cells, thereby enhancing memory.</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;ll need more evidence before I believe this one.</span><span style="color: #0000ff;"><br />
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<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=pot-joins-the-fight-against-alzheim-2008-11-19" target="_self">http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=pot-joins-the-fight-against-alzheim-2008-11-19</a></p>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;">two students (from MIT, of course) put together a low-budget rig to fly a camera high enough to photograph the curvature of the Earth. Instead of rockets, boosters and expensive control systems, they filled a weather balloon with helium and hung a styrofoam beer cooler underneath to carry a cheap Canon A470 compact camera. Instant hand warmers kept things from freezing up and made sure the batteries stayed warm enough to work.  <span style="color: #0000ff;">Show this to your kids next time they whine about being bored. </span><br />
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<p><span style="color: #000000;">Of course, all this would be pointless if the guys couldn’t find the rig when it landed, so they dropped a prepaid GPS-equipped cellphone inside the box for tracking. Total cost, including duct tape? $148.  <span style="color: #0000ff;">they must have giggled after they pulled this off.</span><br />
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<p><span style="color: #000000;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-131" title="earth on $148" src="http://www.jabmyeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/earth-on-148.jpg" alt="earth on $148" width="660" height="495" /></span></p>
<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/the-150-space-camera-mit-students-beat-nasa-on-beer-money-budget/" target="_self">http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/the-150-space-camera-mit-students-beat-nasa-on-beer-money-budget/</a></p>
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">This is my favorite story.  Click the link to see the full story.  I&#8217;m not doing this fascinating kid justice with this short introduction. </span></p>
<p><strong>The extraordinary true story of a Malawian teenager who transformed his village by building electric windmills out of junk is the subject of a new book, The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind.</strong></p>
<p>Self-taught William Kamkwamba has been feted by climate change campaigners like Al Gore and business leaders the world over.</p>
<p><em>&#8220;People thought I was smoking marijuana,&#8221; he said. &#8220;So I told them I was only making something for juju [magic].&#8217; Then they said: &#8216;Ah, I see.&#8217;&#8221;</em></p>
<p><a class="alignleft" href="http://http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8257153.stm" target="_self">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8257153.stm</a></p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8257153.stm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-135" title="william kamkwamba" src="http://www.jabmyeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/william-kamkwamba.jpg" alt="william kamkwamba" width="283" height="425" /></a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend (I&#8217;ll call him Jack) who  came back from Vietnam full of hate.  He hated  “gooks” and he was pretty mad at the rest of us for not understanding what he had just been through.  He explained that his job fixing the lights along the freeway seemed mundane and all the people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">I have a friend (I&#8217;ll call him Jack) who  came back from Vietnam full of hate.  He hated  “gooks” and he was pretty mad at the rest of us for not understanding what he had just been through.  He explained that his job fixing the lights along the freeway seemed mundane and all the people in the cars just don&#8217;t understand the chaos and death and hate going on in the world. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"> We&#8217;re putting on our make-up, changing our radio stations, worrying about our mortgage payments while soldiers are dying for them.  &#8220;No one seems to care&#8221;.   He went home every night to his wife and kids and they didn&#8217;t seem to care or understand either.  He loved her and she him, but,  his wife asked him to leave because he was too angry all the time.  He found a motel room that he rented by the week. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">There was also a Vietnamese refugee who was working as a cook and trying to Americanize himself living in that same motel. He was friendly and sat outside his room after work, seemingly enjoying his good fortune while Jack bemoaned his sad fate. I don&#8217;t know the details of just how it happened, but,  Jack and the Vietnamese fellow became friends and had beers together and talked and laughed. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Jack brought him to my house and introduced him to my kids.  He was hard to understand, but he was amazingly grateful and that was clear.  Jack  made fun of how he messed up the English language.  Then would teach him how to speak words correctly.  They didn&#8217;t become lifelong friends or anything like that, but, both of them had enhanced lives because they allowed each other in.<br />
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"> God is a much better teacher than hate. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"> By the way, Jack and his wife got back together and are growing old together.  He is still grumpy and unaccepting, but, not so full of hate.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">knats says:</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">hating haters still makes you a hater.</span></p>
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